A poem for us girls

A poem for us girls......

I shave my legs, I sit down to pee.
And I can justify any shopping spree.

Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon.
I can get a massage without getting a hard-on.

I can balance the checkbook, I can pump my own gas.
Can talk to my friends about the size of my a$$.

My beauty's a masterpiece and yes, it takes long.
At least I can admit to others when I'm wrong.

I don't drive in circles, at any cost.
And I don't have a problem admitting I'm lost.

I never forget an important date.
You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late.

I don't watch movies with lots of gore.
Don't need instant replay to remember the score.

I won't lose my hair, I won't get jock itch.
And just cause I'm assertive, don't call me a bitch!

Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her.
In your dreams, my dear, cause I can do better!

Flowers are okay, But jewellery's best.
Look at me you idiot.....Not at my chest !!!

I don't have a problem with expressing my feelings.
I know when you're lying, you look at the ceiling.
DON'T call me a GIRL , a BABE or a CHICK .
I am a WOMAN. Get it? you DICK!?!